best quotations about
Housework |
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Quotations
 | A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. — Marlen Dietrich, 1901-1992, German-American actress 3 likes |
 | There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. |
 | Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities. |
 | A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons. |
Funny Quotes
 | I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1917-2016, Hungarian-American actress 4 likes |
 | Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. — Phyllis Diller, 1917-2012, American comedian 4 likes |
| Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? — Phyllis Diller, 1917-2012, American comedian 4 likes |
| I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard — Phyllis Diller, 1917-2012, American comedian 3 likes |
