best quotations about
Smoking |
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Quotations
 | Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. — Helen Rowland, 1875-1950, American journalist & humorist 5 likes |
 | It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won’t speak to me for fifty minutes. — Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930, British writer 4 likes |
 | I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine. — H.L. Mencken, 1880-1956, American columnist & cultural critic 3 likes |
 | Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. — Sigmund Freud, 1856-1939, Austrian psychologist, founder of psychoanalysis 2 likes |
 | I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs. — Albert Einstein, 1879-1955, German-Jewish physicist 2 likes |
 | Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker. |
 | And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. |
 | Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. |
Funny Quotes
 | Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin, 1936-2008, American comedian 6 likes |
 | Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain, 1835-1910, American writer 6 likes |
 | Women are like cigars: the first few puffs are the best. — Wolinski, 1934-2015, French cartoonist 3 likes |
 | I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. — Rodney Dangerfield, 1924-2004, American comedian 2 likes |
