best quotations about
Computers |
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Quotations
 | Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell, 1904-1987, American academic 8 likes |
 | Getting information from the Internet is like getting a glass of water from the Niagara Falls. — Arthur Clarke, 1917-2008, British Sci-Fi writer 4 likes |
 | The PC is the LSD of the '90s. — Timothy Leary, 1920-1996, American psychologist 4 likes |
 | Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. — Pablo Picasso, 1881-1973, Spanish painter 3 likes |
 | We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them. — Steve Jobs, 1955-2011, American businessman 2 likes |
 | The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. — Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman 2 likes |
 | To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. |
 | The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. |
Funny Quotes
 | User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” — Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist 8 likes |
 | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. — Emo Philips, 1956-, American comedian 5 likes |
 | I tried setting my hotmail password to 'penis'. It said my password wasn't long enough. — Anonymous 3 likes |
| Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies. — Anonymous 2 likes |
 | Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. |
 | My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer. — Ashleigh Brilliant, 1933-, British cartoonist & epigrammatist |
Stupid Quotes
 | There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. — Ken Olson, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 2 likes |
| I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 2 likes |
| 640K ought to be enough for anybody. — Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman (in 1981) 2 likes |
