Quotes by
Alphonse Allais |
1854-1905 , French humorist
French writer, journalist and humorist. He was also the editor of the Chat Noir, a satirical magazine. | 8 quotes | 106 visits |
Quotations
| • | A woman is God’s greatest masterpiece, especially when she has the devil in her body. 3 |
| • | Every separation is a small death, but every death is a huge separation. 2 |
| • | People who never laugh are not serious. |
| • | Once you cross the limits, there are no more limits. |
Funny Quotes
| • | It’s better to be a cuckold than a widower. There are fewer bureaucratic procedures. 1 |
| • | It's impossible to tell you my age. It changes all the time. 1 |
| • | Shakespeare didn't actually exist. His plays were written by an unknown person who had the same name as him. |
| • | Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. |
