Quotes by
Bob Hope |
1903-2003 , American comedian
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Quotations
| • | With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films. 5 |
| • | No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties. |
| • | I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. |
| • | Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy. |
Funny Quotes
| • | Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. 5 |
| • | She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. 2 |
| • | You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |
| • | I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything. |
| • | A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. |
| • | Television is the box they buried entertainment in. |
| • | Television. That’s where movies go when they die. |
| • | A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. |
