Quotes by
Robert Heinlein |
1907-1988 , American sci-fi writer

Notable Heinlein works include Stranger in a Strange Land (1961), Starship Troopers (1959) and The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress (1966).
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Quotations
• | Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 5 |
• | A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. 3 |
• | Love your country, but never trust its government. 3 |
• | Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner. 2 |
• | The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone’s opinion is worth the same. 2 |
• | In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. 2 |
• | Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin. 1 |
• | Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. 1 |
• | Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. 1 |
• | Whoring is like military service...okay in the upper brackets, not so good lower down. 1 |
• | The answer to any question starting, “Why don’t they...” is almost always, “Money”. |
• | Each generation thinks it invented sex; each generation is totally mistaken. Anything along that line today was commonplace both in Pompeii and in Victorian England; the differences lie only in the degree of coverup — if any. |
• | Life is short, but the years are long. |
• | We lived like that “Happy Family“ you sometimes see in traveling zoos: a lion caged with a lamb. It is a startling exhibit but the lamb has to be replaced frequently. |
• | There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe. |
• | A generation which ignores history has no past —and no future. |
• | This Universe never did make sense; I suspect that it was built on government contract. |
• | No philosopher allows his opinions to be swayed by facts—he would be kicked out of his guild. Theologians, the lot of them. |
• | The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it. |
• | Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. |
• | Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. |
• | Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it’s loaded. |
• | Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. |
• | No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers. |
• | One man's theology is another man’s belly laugh. |
• | Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything. |
• | Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. |
• | Audacity, always audacity - soundest principal of strategy. |