Quotes by
Dave Letterman |
1947- , American TV talk show host
American former television talk show host, comedian, writer, producer and actor.He hosted a late night television talk show for 33 years (1982-2015) on CBS.
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Quotations
| • | If what you've done is stupid, but it works… then it really isn't all that stupid. 13 |
| • | Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. 6 |
| • | They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million. 6 |
| • | The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. 5 |
| • | Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. 5 |
| • | I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. 4 |
| • | I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. 4 |
Funny Quotes
| • | The worst-tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. 6 |
| • | America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 6 |
| • | Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, “I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.” Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? 4 |
Stupid Quotes
| • | The White House is saying Donald Trump has “zero percent chance” of being elected. Isn't that a little high? 4 |
