Quotes by
Jay Leno |
1950- , American TV host
Comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. | 6 quotes | 1,687 visits |
Funny Quotes
| • | If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. 9 |
| • | How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”? 9 |
| • | Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. 5 |
| • | The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. 5 |
| • | You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. 5 |
| • | If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. 4 |
