Quotes by
François Cavanna |
1923-2014 , French humorist
French writer of Italian father. Together with others he created the monthly satirical magazine Hara-Kiri in 1960.Later he wrote a series of interesting books, most with autobiographical content.
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Quotations
| • | There are no impotent men. There are only lazy women. 1 |
| • | Βeing stupid is perfectly bearable as long as you are stupid enough not to know you are stupid. 1 |
| • | The dog has a passion for foul smells. The dog is loyal to man because man stinks. 1 |
| • | Science is a game whose rule of the game is to find out what the rule of the game is. 1 |
| • | There are not fifty ways to wage war. There is only one: the dirty one. |
| • | The cow is not the female ox. The cow is the female bull. The female ox is the plow. |
| • | Our civilization: a beautiful girl, powdered and made up, sitting on a pile of shit. |
Funny Quotes
| • | My dog is an atheist. He doesn’t believe in me anymore. 3 |
| • | In the beginning, God did not know that he was God, because he was completely alone. In order for one to know that is God, there must be two: one who will be God and another who will say, “My God.” 3 |
| • | Beethoven was so deaf that all his life he believed he was painting. 2 |
| • | Europe is moving closer to America by one centimeter per century. Yet the price of the crossing remains the same. 2 |
| • | They think you’re stupid because you act stupid. That’s wrong. You really are stupid. 2 |
| • | If God does not present himself to atheists, it is because he is afraid that they will convert him to atheism. 2 |
| • | The chameleon only has the color of the chameleon when it is placed on another chameleon. 1 |
| • | The elephant is the only mammal that can masturbate hands-free. 1 |
| • | The bat is not a bird but it does not know it and it continues to fly and lay eggs. |
| • | Adam was not only the first man. He was the first cuckold. |
| • | The caterpillar becomes a butterfly, the pig becomes a sausage, it is a great law of nature. |
| • | They always say that when a ship is about to sink in the open sea, rats sense the danger long before men do and all run away together. Question: where can they go? |
| • | The well-bred girl is the only animal that blushes when she sees a banana. |
| • | When you peel onions, you have to think of someone you love who has died, otherwise these are wasted tears. |
| • | The only torment that cannot be forgotten by indulging in drink is the urge to piss. |
| • | I despise money, especially small change. |