Quotes by
Milton Berle |
1908-2002 , American comedian
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Funny Quotes
| • | The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. 5 |
| • | My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine. |
| • | If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? |
| • | Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid, when it's the kids who have to do all the work. |
