Quotes by
Fran Lebowitz |
1951- , American journalist & writer
| 10 quotes | 1,020 visits |
Quotations
| • | Think before you speak. Read before you think. |
| • | The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat. |
| • | Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. |
| • | Polite conversation is rarely either. |
| • | Sleep is death without the responsibility. |
| • | I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? |
| • | Reading is better than life. Without reading, you're stuck with life. |
| • | I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. |
Funny Quotes
| • | If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. 5 |
| • | You’re only as good as your last haircut. 2 |
