Quotes by
Kurt Vonnegut |
1922-2007 , American writer

Vonnegut published 14 novels, 3 short story collections, 5 plays, and 5 works of non-fiction. He is most famous for his darkly satirical, best-selling novel Slaughterhouse-Five (1969).
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Quotations
• | Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. 11 |
• | The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. 8 |
• | We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. 7 |
• | True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. 7 |
• | Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. 6 |
• | Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. 6 |
• | Science is magic that works. 6 |
• | The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. 5 |
• | I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. 5 |
• | In case you haven’t noticed, we are now almost as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazis were. 4 |
• | The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. 3 |
• | High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of. 2 |
• | We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. 2 |
• | Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe. 2 |
• | War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun. 2 |
• | Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you? 2 |
• | Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. 2 |
• | Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops. 2 |
• | We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should. 2 |
Funny Quotes
• | "To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Sartre "Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra 8 |
• | I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. 8 |
• | One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. 5 |