Quotes by
Steve Martin |
1945- , American actor
| 9 quotes | 934 visits |
Quotations
| • | Be so good they can’t ignore you. 5 |
| • | I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. |
Funny Quotes
| • | Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes. 4 |
| • | I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time. 2 |
| • | Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! |
| • | First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. |
| • | I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. |
| • | I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
| • | Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. |
