Quotes by
Bill Cosby |
1937- , American comedian

His reputation was tarnished by dozens of accusations of sexual misconduct on Cosby’s part over the course of many decades.
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Quotations
• | Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. 5 |
• | Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. 4 |
• | I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. 4 |
• | In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. 3 |
• | Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. 3 |
• | Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 3 |
• | I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. 3 |
• | Gray hair is gods graffiti. 3 |
• | Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. 3 |
Funny Quotes
• | When they said to you at graduation “follow your dreams,” did anybody say you had to wake up first? 4 |