Quotes by
Doug Larson |
1926-2017 , American columnist
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Quotations
| • | There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number. 5 |
| • | A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. 4 |
| • | What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high. 3 |
| • | Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. 3 |
| • | The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice. 3 |
| • | The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. 2 |
| • | A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. 2 |
| • | Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. 2 |
Funny Quotes
| • | For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. 5 |
| • | Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. 5 |
| • | Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. 3 |
| • | If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. 2 |
| • | If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. 2 |
