Quotes by
W.C. Fields |
1880-1946 , American actor & writer
American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.He became a star in the Broadway musical comedy Poppy (1923), in which he played a colorful small-time con man. His subsequent stage and film roles were often similar scoundrels or henpecked everyman characters.
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Quotations
| • | God damn the whole friggin’ world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta. (last words to Carlotta Monti, his longtime mistress) 3 |
Funny Quotes
| • | I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. |
| • | If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. |
| • | I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. |
| • | A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. |
| • | A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. |
| • | Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else. |
| • | I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. |
