Quotes by
Bill Watterson |
1958- , American cartoonist
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Quotations
| • | In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. 12 |
| • | Childhood is for spoiling adulthood. 3 |
| • | You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different. 3 |
| • | If people could put rainbows in zoos, they’d do it. 2 |
| • | I don’t know which is worse: that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low. 2 |
| • | It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. 2 |
| • | That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! 2 |
| • | That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. 2 |
Funny Quotes
| • | People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. 6 |
| • | Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. 5 |
| • | Talking with you is the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. 3 |
| • | Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions. 3 |
| • | – You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. – What mood is that? – Last-minute panic. 3 |
| • | Reality continues to ruin my life. 2 |
| • | God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. 2 |
| • | If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life. 2 |
| • | Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. 2 |
| • | Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them. 2 |
| • | Reality continues to ruin my life. 2 |
| • | – How come we play war and not peace? – Too few role models. 2 |
| • | If you don't get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams. 2 |
