Quotes by
Yogi Berra |
1925-2015 , American baseball player & humorist

He is widely regarded as one of the greatest catchers in baseball history, and was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972.
He is also known for his malapropisms as well as pithy and paradoxical statements.
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Quotations
• | It ain’t over till it’s over. 5 |
• | It’s like déjà vu all over again. 4 |
• | We made too many wrong mistakes. 4 |
• | It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. 2 |
Funny Quotes
• | Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. 8 |
• | You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. 6 |
• | No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded. 4 |
• | You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. 4 |
• | I never said most of the things I said. 4 |
• | In theory there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice there is. 4 |
• | It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. 4 |
• | A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 3 |
• | You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. 3 |
• | Even Napoleon had his Watergate. 3 |
• | Take it with a grin of salt. 2 |
• | If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. 2 |