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George CarlinIf it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.

—  George Carlin, 1936-2008, American comedian

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Mignon McLaughlinWomen usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

—  Mignon McLaughlin, 1913-1983, American magazine editor

Karl MarxWherever the want of clothing forced them to it, the human race made clothes for thousands of years, without a single man becoming a tailor.

—  Karl Marx, 1818-1883, German philosopher


Funny Quotes

Mitch HedbergMy belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

—  Mitch Hedberg, 1968-2005, American comedian

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Dave BarryAlthough golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

—  Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist

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Ambrose BierceSweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

—  Ambrose Bierce, 1842–1914, American writer

Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

—  Phyllis Diller, 1917 - 2012, American comedian


Movie Quotes

Animal Crackers (1930)One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.

—  from the film Animal Crackers (1930)

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