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Quotations

Timothy LearyThe PC is the LSD of the '90s.

—  Timothy Leary, 1920-1996, American psychologist

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Steve JobsWe made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

—  Steve Jobs, 1955-2011, American businessman

Bill GatesThe great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

—  Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman

Pablo PicassoComputers are useless. They can only give you answers.

—  Pablo Picasso, 1881-1973, Spanish painter


Funny Quotes

Dave BarryUser: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

—  Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist

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Emo PhilipsA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

—  Emo Philips, 1956-, American comedian

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AnonymousArtificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.

—  Anonymous

AnonymousI tried setting my hotmail password to 'penis'. It said my password wasn't long enough.

—  Anonymous


Stupid Quotes

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.

—  POPULAR MECHANICS, 1949.

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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

—  Ken Olson, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

—  Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Bill Gates640K ought to be enough for anybody.

—  Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman

     (in 1981)










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