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Joseph CampbellComputers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

—  Joseph Campbell, 1904-1987, American academic

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Arthur ClarkeGetting information from the Internet is like getting a glass of water from the Niagara Falls.

—  Arthur Clarke, 1917-2008, British Sci-Fi writer

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Timothy LearyThe PC is the LSD of the '90s.

—  Timothy Leary, 1920-1996, American psychologist

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Pablo PicassoComputers are useless. They can only give you answers.

—  Pablo Picasso, 1881-1973, Spanish painter

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Steve JobsWe made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

—  Steve Jobs, 1955-2011, American businessman

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Bill GatesThe great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

—  Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman

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Bill VaughanTo err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

—  Bill Vaughan, 1915-1977, American journalist

Funny Quotes

Dave BarryUser: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

—  Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist

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Emo PhilipsA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

—  Emo Philips, 1956-, American comedian

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AnonymousI tried setting my hotmail password to 'penis'. It said my password wasn't long enough.

—  Anonymous

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AnonymousArtificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.

—  Anonymous

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Terry PratchettDickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.

—  Terry Pratchett, 1948-2015, British writer

Ashleigh BrilliantMy computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

—  Ashleigh Brilliant, 1933-, British cartoonist & epigrammatist

Stupid Quotes

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

—  Ken Olson, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

—  Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

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Bill Gates640K ought to be enough for anybody.

—  Bill Gates, 1955-, American businessman

     (in 1981)

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