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Quotations
• | In politics one comes with a brilliant future and leaves with a dark past. 15 |
• | Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. 11 |
• | A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it. (wrongly attributed to Mencken, Oscar Wilde and others) 9 |
• | Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. (attributed to various authors but the origin of this saying is unknown) 7 |
• | Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. 7 |
• | Sex in France is a comedy; in England it is a tragedy; in America it's a melodrama; in Italy it's an opera; in Germany, a reason to take up philosophy 7 |
• | I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time? 6 |
• | A woman hides from a man her past, the man hides her future. 5 |
• | Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there. 4 |
• | Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else. 4 |
• | Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. 4 |
• | When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you. 3 |
• | The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you. 2 |
• | When I hear artists... making fun of businessmen I think of a regiment in which the band makes fun of the cooks. 2 |
• | Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. 2 |
• | A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a home happier. |
Personal Stories
• | The sword of Damocles hangs above Pandora’s box. 4 |
Funny Quotes
• | Life is a sexually transmitted disease. 16 |
• | Don't get down on one knee for a woman who won't get down on two for you. 12 |
• | Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 10 |
• | If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? 7 |
• | The speed of time is one second per second. 6 |
• | The astronomers must have been very clever to have found out the names of all the stars. (from the book “The Physics Teacher”, Volume 8, 1970) 6 |
• | An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing. 5 |
• | I am a Marxist —of the Groucho tendency. 5 |
• | If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 5 |
• | If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. 5 |
• | If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 5 |
• | It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. 5 |
• | All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 5 |
• | There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to. 4 |
• | If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 4 |
• | If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. 4 |
• | I tried setting my hotmail password to 'penis'. It said my password wasn't long enough. 3 |
• | Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies. 2 |