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Jay Leno

1950- ,  American TV host
Jay LenoComedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.


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