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Bill Watterson

1958- ,  American cartoonist
Bill Watterson-

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Quotations

In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.

If people could put rainbows in zoos, they’d do it.

I don’t know which is worse: that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Funny Quotes

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Talking with you is the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.

– You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
– What mood is that?
– Last-minute panic.


Reality continues to ruin my life.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.

Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

– How come we play war and not peace?
– Too few role models.


If you don't get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.


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