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Yogi Berra

1925-2015 ,  American baseball player & humorist
Yogi BerraAmerican professional baseball catcher, manager, and coach who played 19 seasons in Major League Baseball (1946–63, 1965), all but the last for the New York Yankees. He was an 18-time All-Star, and won 10 World Series championships as a player—more than any other player in MLB history.
He is widely regarded as one of the greatest catchers in baseball history, and was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972.
He is also known for his malapropisms as well as pithy and paradoxical statements.

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It ain’t over till it’s over.

It’s like déjà vu all over again.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Funny Quotes

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I never said most of the things I said.

Take it with a grin of salt.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice there is.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.


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